The following is a post written by the political analyst at A Newt One.
Twelve Step Program for Recovering Lost Conservatives (that is what I call it)
If I were the Chairman of the RNC, I would be reviled by libs like no other Republican- past, present and future....and I would enjoy every single minute of it. Though I would (like George W Bush) tolerate not even a hint of dishonesty or corruption in my ranks and in my party, I would be the most merciless and ruthless chair in the history of either party. As liberals attacked me on the house and senate floors, you would see the foam starting to ooze out of the corners of their mouths.
When we first started A Newt One, we were savaged and attacked with all manner of predictions of doom and gloom. Now, we have posted more than 300,000 hits in the last 3 consecutive months (and May is well on pace to make it 4). We have interviewed Michelle Malkin, Pam Geller, Bill Keller, Melanie Morgan, Buzz Patterson, Scott Rasmussen, Ed Morrissey, John Hawkins, Col Harry Riley, and scores of other upper tier guests and have established ourselves as one of the most hated blogs on the internet, from the vantage point of leftwing moonbats.
Those same moonbats who claim that Conservatism is dead watched the Conservative "The Corner" knock The Daily Kos from the #1 spot in bloggingdom. They have also watched every Conservative blog from Atlas (Shrugs) to (Weasel nut) Zippers rise meteorically.
Conservatism dead? Explain how we killed the Amnesty bill. Conservatism Dead? Explain how the Eagles took back the streets. Conservatism dead? Explain why every Democrat running for congress or the PTA can run fast enough to get in a pickup truck and fire a gun.
Is Conservatism dead in America? Far from it. Conservatism in America is stronger than ever. Fully 2/3 of Americans say raising taxes hurts economic growth. 3/4 of Americans want the damn wall built on our southern border. No Amnesty for illegals, no mercy for child predators, finish the job in Iraq- the surge is working. 4% of Americans think "Climate Change" is one of the top pressing issues in 2008.
4%?!
Conservatism isn't dead anywhere in America. It is far from dead in most of America. However, there is one place where it is on life support........
The Republican party.
Democrats hail loss after loss by Republicans as evidence of a rejection of Conservatism. Just the OPPOSITE is the case! It is a rejection of the rejection of Conservatism by the very people we sent to Washington to exercise it.
If America has suddenly embraced "Progressivism" (or whatever else the fascist socialists are calling it this week), Travis Childers wouldn't have run as the second coming of Trent Lott in Mississippi. When Conservative voters have to look left to look right, many of them stay home.
When Republicans are ready to win again, they should simply listen to me. I am bold and brilliant and a master tactician. My ability to thwart all liberal attempts at attack is the stuff of internet legend and, yes, I do have all the right answers.
My advice comes from a razor sharp intellect and a train load of real-life experience. In short, I always win, and so would any Republican, following my advice and running in a state or district with an electorate to the right of Stalin.
My advice is blunt and brutally honest. I spare no feelings and I don't care. Don't get me wrong, I advocate nothing Illegal and I certainly do not seek to cause pain. It's just that, when people get their feelings hurt by the truth...well...don't expect me to feel bad about that.
Here it is. My Twelve step program to a permanent Republican majority. I know it won't be implemented. It makes too much sense. In fact, *most of the tactics have been in practice by the Democrats for eons.
*1- Fold the big tent up and burn it. Let's use John McCain as the standard. Any one that is not manifestly right of John McCain, gets no money or support. No tolerance for dissent from Conservative principles-economic, national security and social. Recruit only bonafides for candidates. Draft a rock rib Conservative platform and force prospective candidates to sign it or they get no support.
*2- Follow our lead and scrap the New Tone. The principle thing that makes A Newt One different from other blogs is that we have absolutely no problem fighting libtards with their own nasty tactics. We suffer no foolishness from moonbats whatsoever. Liberals believe they are entitled to be heard. They aren't. The place for liberals is in the corner, dunce cap on, mouth shut. Reagan wasn't nice to liberals. He laughed at them and made fun of them. He, then, steamrolled them. We need to do the same. Attack relentlessly and without mercy. Keep the Liberals on defense all the time by attacking them on the issues. Attack them in their own turf.
Pound the Americans daily with how liberal tax hikes will make their paychecks smaller, how environmental nuts they support make us import oil from terrorists and cost you $65 to fill your mini-van. Show Americans every day how the same party that talks ''healthcare costs'', kisses the backsides of trial lawyers who drive the costs up with bajillion dollar frivolous lawsuits. Make liberals defend all their wrong headed policies- every single one. Publish pictures of aborted fetuses and gay men swapping spit in a church. Show pictures of decaying schools from the districts of liberals who oppose school choice. Post pictures of children murdered by terrorists juxtaposed against the names and pictures of the gutless libtards who don't want to fight them. Produce videos of scientists deriding the folly of evolution and global warming theory. Appeal to American's common sense.
3- Follow the example of this year's Democratic primary season and pit liberal ''groups'' against each other. Divide and conquer. Use the racism and bigotry of liberals against them. Black vs White, Straight vs Gay, Old vs Young, Rich vs Poor. Fair? Maybe not. Nice? Certainly not.
I don't give a flip. Rule #1- Win. Rule #2- See rule #1. If you have to use their cut-throat tactics, so be it. This means that every stupid comment a libtard candidate makes, gets played 100,000 times. The same goes for every attack on one lib by another during primary season.
3- Promote fear of Islam. We are constantly accused of this. If only it were true. Tell the truth of this barbaric religion of murder. Reject the politically correct horseshit that Islam must be respected. It is a garbage religion. Say so. Emphasize daily that Islamic terrorists want to kill every American and the only way to stop them is to kill them and eradicate this malevolent religion of hate. Promise America that, if you are elected, you will put public school indoctrination into Islam to an end and vigorously oppose efforts to coddle Muslims (the flight 93 memorial). You will be ASTOUNDED at the level of support.
4- An aggressive promotion of ''homophobia''. Most Americans find fags disgusting and are sick to the point of rage with them being given special treatment.
5- Our policy re: Illegal Immigrants. Deport them. All of them. Fine the crap out of employers who hire them, even as subcontractors or subs of subs. Require a photo ID to vote, get a drivers license, go to a hospital or take a crap. Build the wall 20 feet high and 6 feet thick and arm it with guards trained to shoot first and act questions second.
Again, advocate this policy and voters will line up 6 deep for miles to vote for you.
6- Pedophiles. Get a rope. First offense. The end.
7- Seditious bastards. See #6
8- No liberal attack goes unanswered. Ever.
9- Drill and Refine. Screw the Carabou and screw the liberals. Declare Oil blackmail to be a clear and present danger to our National Security and command it by Executive order.
10- Bomb Iran. Just bomb it. Quick, decisive, overwhelming. Dare anybody else to F with us.
11- Tell Israel to take off the gloves and do what they need to do.
12- Cut taxes seriously for upper and middle class. Top rate down to 10% Eliminate the Marriage penalty and the death tax.
Implement my agenda. You will win 45 States in a Presidential Election and 2/3 majorities in both houses.
I guarantee it.