An Open Letter to Hugo Chavez

Dear Presidente Chavez,

While it may be hard for you to believe,the greatest country in human history just beat your pathetically incompetant country in a contest based upon the U.S. National pastime.

Given the utter, and total, failure of your country in said game, why don't you submit to the United States and save us money while you're at it?

Sincerely,

Adam Cahn,

Austin, TX, US of Motherfucking A