Who's who under Obama's bus

Drawing from Confederate Yankee and others I wish to present, for reference purposes, the current list of people who are under or will be under Obama's bus.

UNDER THE BUS

Rev. Jeremiah Wright--Obama's crazy hate-filled pastor for 20 years who was thrown under about a month after Obama said he couldn't disown him.

Fr. Michael Pleger--Successor of Jeremiah Wright, attacked critics for trying to defame Wright's "integrity".

8,000 members of Trinity Church--Obama decided to ditch this place after being told by his campaign manager that he needed to win more than 37% of the bitter white vote.

Obama's Grandmother--A "typical white person" as described by Obama, whose racism is apparently only rivaled by Jeremiah Wright.

Tony Rezko--Corrupt slumlord who helped Obama out in Chicago.  Was convicted for fraud a few months ago.

Samantha Power--Foreign policy adviser until she Called Hillary a "monster" to the British press....

Austin Goolsbee--Involved in the "Canada affair" where Obama attempted to assure the Canadian government that he wasn't really serious about throwing them and NAFTA under the bus.

Small town America--Run over by the bus as Obama tried to flatter San Francisco millionaires at a fundraiser by showing that he too thinks they are a bunch of fools who cling to guns and religion.

Rob Malley--Obama advisor and Hamas friend who was flattered to receive their endorsement.

Hamas and Iran--Jointly thrown under the bus when Obama was trying to please AIPAC and get back some of the Jewish vote.

Wesley Clark--Made idiotic comments to a reporter in an attempt to diminish McCain's military service.

Jim Johnson--Countrywide guy involved in shady practices.  Was supposed to vet Obama's veep.

Colombia--Thrown under the bus on the orders of the AFL-CIO.  Obama had no choice in the matter.

MoveOn.org--Vaguely denounced in a speech on why Obama's not unpatriotic.

Mazen Asbahi--Lead Obama's outreach to Muslims until it was revealed that he could have ties to Hamas (see above).

Ludacris-- Called Hillary a b*tch in his new song about Obama.

Nancy Pelosi--Implicitly thrown under after Obama flip-flopped on drilling.

Bernie Mac--Made "inappropriate jokes" at an Obama fundraiser. Obama later tried to say that he was just kidding about throwing him under the bus.

Russia--Obama issued two platitutes about the need for peace in Georgia until his foreign policy advisers told him that he looked foolish.

PENDING

Bill Ayers and his wife--Unrepentent ex-terrorists who helped start Obama's career. 

John Edwards--He's lying through his teeth and the Obama people know it, even if Obama doesn't.

Michelle Obama--It may take a few more gaffes and might not happen this year but it is a ticking time bomb.

Undoubtedly some names are missing and the list will need to be updated from time to time.