The U.S. Senate has decided we all need four more months to go out and prepare for digital television...which will cost the average TV viewer, what...$40/set before coupon
Meanwhile, the President and Congress can;t spend four weeks figuring how to spend a trillion dollars, and perhaps, actually trying to figure out the best way to fix the economy. Which might mean NOT spending the trillion dollars.
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper
Yes, America, our government truly has reached the "Outer Limits".