Mr. WARREN "SAY A LITTLE PRAYER" BE LIKE ELVIS

By Tim Tompkins http://theinvisiblehand.typepad.com

Rev. Rick Warren has been picked by Barack Obama to give the invocation at the swearing in ceremony on January 20, 2009. At exactly 12:00 noon eastern standard time, the Chief Justice John Roberts will preside over Barack Hussein Obama's Oath of Office, making Barack Hussein Obama the 44th President of these United States. This is an historic event, probably a little bit more historic than on January 20, 2005 when Rev. Dr. Luis Leon gave the invocation at George W. Bush's second inauguration. This announcement and historic occasion presents a challenge to Rev. Dr. Rick Warren, what shall I pray? I took it upon myself, to help out the good Doctor & Reverend, so I placed a call to the Saddleback Church in California. The receptionist was friendly and pleasant, as I told her of how God laid it upon my heart to help the good Doctor & Reverend with his supplication. As you can assume, I did not get through to the Doctor & Reverend Rick Warren, not is all lost because I have his email and guess who is getting a link to this article? To help the Reverend out, I want to accomplish two tasks, first educate the American People, as you all know by now, the American Populist is not to bright. I mean, when God handed out the brains, the Americans where ahead of the Brits but behind the Chinese, Mexicans, Arab States etc., so the American people need to be brought-up to speed. Second, I do not want to put words in the good Doctor & Reverend's mouth, I want to give him some examples and tips on praying great prayers that get past the ceiling. First, most if not all Americans have no clue what an invocation is? In the words of Forrest Gump, "my momma says," if you do not know what it means use a dictionary.

in⋅vo⋅ca⋅tion [in-vuh-key-shuhn] –noun

1. the act of invoking or calling upon a deity, spirit, etc., for aid, protection, inspiration, or the like; supplication.

2. any petitioning or supplication for help or aid.

3. a form of prayer invoking God's presence, esp. one said at the beginning of a religious service or public ceremony.

I like number three, that is what an invocation is, prayer invoking God's presence. I thought it was interesting to note that in some way or another the Reverend Billy Graham or his son, Franklin has been a part of the Presidential Inauguration since 1953, except for 2005 and now with the emerging Billy Graham of this generation Dr. Rick Warren, oh how I digress.

Moving forward to the second part, style and substance. To accomplish a style and substance that is for this generation, the instant generation, the generation of instant messaging, cell phones, texting, Blackberry, ipod, iphones, etc. etc. etc., you get my point, the prayers of Billy Graham are like hymns to this generation of CHANGE. What you need is hip, refreshing, and meaningful prayer. By this, I do not mean, lets throw away the prayers that came before us, no, no, no, because in each generation there are prayers that reach across generational lines, that are powerful, that are meaningful, that are hip, and they all come from the depths of the heart. Dr. & Rev. Rick Warren, here is your key, pray from the depths of your heart and in the words of Aretha Franklin "Say a little prayer," keep it short.

Dr. & Rev. Rick Warren here are examples of prayers that came from the depths of the heart, from ordinary, everyday men of God. I have purposefully left out the One, who taught us how to pray,but the ones you will examine invoke his lesson of crying out to God from the heart.

JABEZ: A Humble Man of God, found in I Chronicles 4:10

"And Jabez called on the God of Israel, saying, Oh that Thou wouldest bless me indeed, and enlarge my coast, and that Thine hand might be with me, and that Thou wouldest keep me from evil, that it may not grieve me! And God granted him that which he requested."

KING HEZEKIAH: A Great King who relied on God's Strength, found in II Kings 19:15-19

Hezekiah then went into the house of the LORD and prayed. "And Hezekiah prayed before the LORD, and said, O LORD God of Israel, which dwellest between the cherubims, thou art the God, even thou alone, of all the kingdoms of the earth: thou hast made heaven and earth. LORD, bow down thine ear, and hear: open, LORD, thine eyes, and see: and hear the words of Sennacherib, which hath sent him to reproach the living God. Of a truth, LORD, the kings of Assyria have destroyed the nations and their lands, And have cast their gods into the fire: for they were no gods, but the work of men's hands, wood and stone: therefore they have destroyed them. Now therefore, O LORD our God, I beseech thee, save thou us out of his hand, that all the kingdoms of the earth may know that thou art the LORD God, even thou only."

MARTIN LUTHER: The Simple Reformer, Here I Stand for truth.

"Grant that I may not pray alone with the mouth; help me that I may pray from the depths of my heart."

PETER MARSHALL: The Man Called Peter who changed a Nation.

"O God, forgive the poverty and the pettiness of our prayers . Listen not to our words but to the yearnings of our hearts. Hear beneath our petitions the crying of our need."

JIM ELLIOT: A martyr for Christ.

"Father, make of me a crisis man. Bring those I contact to decision. Let me not be a milepost on a single road; make me a fork, that men must turn one way or another on facing Christ in me."

ELVIS PRESLEY: A lost soul who found faith in Christ.

"SEND ME SOME LIGHT-- I NEED IT."**

Dr.& Rev. Rick Warren, all the above prayers come from men who were real, even though they have all gone to glory, their words, their utterances, their prayers from the heart are timeless and relevant for this generation as they were when they were first uttered.

Remember Rev. Warren, on January 20, 2009, when you stand before our nation to offer a prayer to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob, the ONE TRUE GOD, utter those words from the depth of our nation's heart and keep it short and your words will spark this generation of CHANGE, just remember Elvis, "SEND ME SOME LIGHT -- USA NEEDS IT.

**Larry Geller, “If I Can Dream”: Elvis’ Own Story, (New York: Simon and Schuster, 1989), Inside Jacket

-LEX REX a.k.a. Tim Tompkins http://theinvisiblehand.typepad.com

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I'd like him to pray for an explanation of why

I'd like him to pray for an explanation of why, in all his many conversations with President Bush, he never brought up the issue of torture.

To quote Andrew Sullivan:

"Warren says he believes that the Bush administration engaged in torture, as is now indisputable. But in his many conversations with the president, he never brought it up:

BELIEFNET- Did you ever talk to President Bush to try to convince him to change his policy?

WARREN - No. No.

BELIEFNET- Why not?

WARREN -- Never got the chance. I just didn't.

But he managed to discuss abortion with Obama, and, so far as I know, Obama has never aborted any fetus. But Bush has authorized the torture - even to death - of many, many prisoners. Warren says that Bush would have had to have brought the subject up to earn his moral censure. But even now, Warren refuses to say that the president is guilty of a moral failure. Really"

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"Never got the chance. I just didn't."

How the hell do you equate this being pro-torture you dipshit?  In fact, how many people who interviewed Bush ever got around to these questions? Everyone knows that it's his stance on gay marriage that got the 'progressives' in a hissy fit but of course, the you pseudo-Americans have other hobbyhorses to beat, so you throw this "pro-torture" canard there as well. 

You're a weirdo

If you look at that comment, there is really very little you have to say.

The majority of it is an ad hominem attack.

btw, ad hominem attacks are a specific type of LOGICAL FALLACY!!!

That is to say, that the majority of your (mis)reasoning lies within the boundaries of logical fallacy.

It is a sad thing to know that people like you exist. 

Your logic, NRN, is horrendous.

Nevermind that the terrorists would happily blow up US citizens if they got the chance.  Obama supported the legalized murder of  infants that survived an abortion attempt as state senator.   

I don't support torture, but better that those terrorists divulge information that rids the earth of their kind than see thousands of US citizens dead in the streets.

 

 

You either support torture or you don't.

Your final sentence indicates that you do.

It must be nice to believe that only the bad guys were tortured. And that productive information resulted from it.

I don't happen to believe either. But I do know that the Bush/Cheney torture policy has permanently damaged our country's standing in the eyes of the world. It has cost us our position of presumed moral leadership.

But the point I was making is that Rick Warren is a complete tool.

 

I just wish Bush and company had kept their mouths shut

on national security issues like torture.

I'm no dove. I know that presidents have the option at any time to torture someone. But don't tell the world that! For the love of whatever you believe in!