Thad McCotter explains how to "speak Democrat"

This is hysterical. Go Thad McCotter

Transcript below the fold

“PROGRESSIVE” = “REGRESSIVE”

“Democrats are progressive.”

Translation:  “Democrats are regressive.”

“CHANGE” = “THE 1970s”

“Democrats will bring you change.”

Translation:  “Democrats will bring you the 1970s.”

“GOVERNMENT” = “SOCIALISM”

“Democrats support proactive government.”

Translation:  “Democrats support proactive socialism.”

“ENHANCE REVENUES” = “RAISE TAXES”

“Democrats will enhance revenues.”

Translation:  “Democrats will raise taxes.”

“THE RICH” = “YOU”

“Democrats will only tax the rich.”

Translation:  “Democrats will only tax you.”

“INVEST” = “WASTE”

“Democrats will invest your money.”

Translation:  “Democrats will waste your money.”

“ENERGY” = “LETHARGY”

“Democrats have an energy policy.”

Translation:  “Democrats have a lethargy policy.”

“GREEN COLLAR JOBS” = “UNEMPLOYMENT”

“Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with green collar jobs.”

Translation:  “Democrats will replace your blue collar jobs with unemployment.”

 

Speaking “Global Democrat”

 

“DIPLOMACY” = “MAGIC”

“Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled diplomacy.”

Translation:  “Democrats will protect America from Iranian nukes through tough, principled magic.”

 “ENGAGE” = “APPEASE”

“Democrats will engage America’ enemies.”

Translation: “Democrats will appease America’s enemies.”

“END” = “LOSE”

“Democrats will end the Iraq War.”

Translation:  “Democrats will lose the Iraq War.”

 

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The Charts! The Charts!

I love those charts.  I love Thad McCotter.  Thank you for sharing.

"Cultural learnings of Europe for make benefit glorious nation of Obamerika!"

- Comrade Bunny-Bun

 

Just Awesome

Congressman Thad McCotter gets it.......I hope this gets around the net fast it's a must view for everyone in the GOP....

Thad for VP!

Why Not?

Spot On!

Thanks for the heads-up!

Hilarious, and sadly, very true.